Bow before my ... ummm ... Obviousness!!
Date: 07/26/2007
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Welcome to my world ... NOW GET OUT!
Date: 07/26/2007
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Me. On a good day.
Date: 07/26/2007
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The star of "Brokeback Mountain 2 ... A New Beginning"
Date: 07/26/2007
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Sometimes evil is easy to spot ... Hi mom!
Date: 07/26/2007
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Sometimes it isn't
Date: 07/26/2007
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She's coming for your soul
Date: 07/26/2007
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Mmmmmm ... Mermaid sushi
Date: 07/26/2007
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The hand blow dryers were fine, but this is just silly!
Date: 07/26/2007
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Bob the Butcher ... Can we kill it? Yes we can!
Date: 07/26/2007
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Believe it or not, this is a building
Date: 07/26/2007
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My guardian angel has a tough time with me
Date: 07/26/2007
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This is under a highway overpass
Date: 07/26/2007
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One of my favorite
Date: 07/26/2007
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Well THAT shut her up!
Date: 07/26/2007
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Briteny the ped
Date: 07/26/2007
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Attention Please! The passengers may board now. The pilots will board after the lions are full.
Date: 07/26/2007
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An Oasis
Date: 05/29/2009
This is why you can't just go around a sandstorm
Date: 07/26/2007
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Part of my bug collection
Date: 07/26/2007
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Am I the only one who thinks this is just creepy?
Date: 07/26/2007
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Still think piercing is sexy?
Date: 07/26/2007
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Still think goth is cool?
Date: 07/26/2007
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Eventually even the creator of the "Midget Assisted Takeoff" had to admit how friggin stupid it was.
Date: 07/26/2007
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The details of your role in reproduction. One of the perils of sex education
Date: 07/26/2007
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I said, HAPPY FRIGGIN BIRTHDAY, BEEOTCH!
Date: 07/26/2007
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Yes, I remember saying I'd like to get nailed more often ... why?
Date: 07/26/2007
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No, he swallows whole!
Date: 07/26/2007
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The government is giving out tricycles. The bad news, they're designed by OSHA
Date: 07/26/2007
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So you don't believe we descended from apes?
Date: 07/26/2007
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Necrophelia ... it's not just for men anymore
Date: 07/09/2004
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Have you tasted your cat today?
Date: 07/26/2007
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Well? Have you?
Date: 07/26/2007
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Ya want fries wit dat?
Date: 07/26/2007
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Doll lovers may think this great this but I find it remarkably creepy
Date: 07/26/2007
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For this humilation she will die in her sleep ... tonight!
Oh wait ... better learn how to use the can opener first!
Date: 11/07/2006
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All women should be so labled
Date: 07/26/2007
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Now you know
Date: 07/26/2007
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At a dog show. Remember, bitch is the proper term for a female dog
Date: 07/26/2007
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Sidewalk chalk drawing. Thats the artist on the right. The beer on the left is also real
Date: 07/26/2007
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Another chalk drawing
Date: 07/26/2007
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Chalk drawing lit up at night
Date: 07/26/2007
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Same drawing during the day
Date: 07/26/2007
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Yet another chalk drawing
Date: 07/26/2007
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And another chalk drawing
Date: 07/26/2007
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An elaborate sidewalk chalk drawing. That's the artist in the upper part
Date: 11/21/2005
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All new! Roadkill Barbie! Extra blood sold separately
Date: 07/26/2007
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One of the candidates for the spokes-lizard in the GEICO commercials
Date: 01/01/2002
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It was after this incident Mrs. Ghost Rider decided evening strolls were not a good idea
Date: 07/26/2007
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Welcome. Always room for one more
Date: 07/26/2007
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Being King of the Dead sucks. I mean, your still dead after all
Date: 04/24/2005
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Your mail-order bride has arrived!
Date: 07/26/2007
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Lesbians at play in public. The one in the back is naked.
How about these two for neighbors?
Date: 07/26/2007
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When hats get this big war is inevitable
Date: 07/26/2007
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By a female artist. She has a dim view of women too. I like that
Date: 11/13/2005
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And this is from her profile
Date: 09/27/2005
Hitler cat compells you!
Date: 07/26/2007
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And Now some Celebrity Zombies ...
Date: 07/03/2008
Terri Hatcher
Date: 06/27/2008
The Beckhams
Date: 06/27/2008
Drew Barrymore
Date: 06/27/2008
Paris Hilton
Date: 06/27/2008
Martha Stewart
Date: 06/27/2008
Rosie O'Donald
Date: 06/27/2008
Nicole Richie
Date: 06/27/2008
Oprah Winfrey
Date: 06/27/2008
Jessica Simpson
Date: 06/27/2008
Janet Jackson
Date: 06/27/2008
Hold on Sir! I'll save you from that monster attacking your head!
Date: 06/13/2006
Topiery Gone Wild
Date: 06/27/2008
Yes they are
You'd be surprised how many of them agree with that statement too.
Date: 06/27/2008
Oh yeah! When Butch wore his Uterus Hat people took notice!
Date: 06/27/2008
Rogue boobs are why they make steel belted radial bras. Don't they?
Date: 10/24/2006
The mouse's eye view
Date: 06/27/2008
Build A Bear gone wild
Date: 06/27/2008
My kinda mouse
Date: 06/27/2008
This was my favorite entry for the new World Trade Center
Date: 06/27/2008
Rosie O'Donald and her partner share a tender moment
Date: 06/27/2008
And here we see the proud mom of SATAN'S CHILD!
Date: 07/11/2008
It's not so much the kiss as the fact they display whole pig heads for sale
Bet you expected a Rosie O'Donald joke
Date: 07/11/2008
Deep South family reunions can be quite touching
Date: 07/11/2008
You idiot! Stop staring and get out your camera cell phone!
Date: 07/11/2008
Suicide by boobs is quite popular at Ren Fests
Date: 07/11/2008
This is from a tree limb. The tree is in a cemetary. Creepy huh?
Date: 07/11/2008
Renderings of erie, yet strangly compelling dolls
Date: 12/20/2008
priscilla
Date: 12/20/2008
Mom, No!
Date: 12/20/2008
Worst last min. costume ever
Date: 12/20/2008
Syslexicd
Date: 12/20/2008
Conversations with the porcelin roomate
Date: 12/12/2006
How do you blow this hatch anyway?
Date: 12/20/2008
Hamburgular Origin
Date: 12/20/2008
I suggest taking her spine
Or maybe her guts, but that's messy
Date: 12/20/2008
Rise! Rise I say!
Date: 04/25/2009
Lovers Struggle
Date: 04/25/2009
crack whore training
Date: 04/25/2009
Can you believe that?
I mean how did they get that chicken to be so still for the photo?
Date: 04/25/2009
Ya wanna try our new Sulfer McMuffin and brimstone latte?
Oh McNo!
Date: 04/25/2009
Fresh meat for the popular McZombie burger
McSplat!
Date: 10/31/2005
Wandering eyes
Yeah, I know it's doctored. So?
Date: 04/25/2009
How those unexplained crashes happen
Date: 04/25/2009
And the Figure Skaters vs Hockey Players game takes a time out
That's gonna leave a mark
Date: 04/25/2009
Dork of the Year in Thiland
Date: 05/17/2009
Alice meets Dorthy
Date: 05/17/2009
In an effort to recruit more females into the ranks, the Empire tries new uniforms
Date: 05/17/2009
Look Carefully
Date: 05/17/2009
Proof positive it's ALL in the makeup.
And the foundation garments
Date: 05/17/2009
The pistol for blondes
Date: 05/17/2009
I never knew Pikaju was female?
This is just sooo wrong
Date: 05/17/2009
Customer needs assistance on isle of the damned.
Date: 05/17/2009
Ever had one of those nights when you just can't seem to close your eyes?
Date: 05/17/2009
Ok, apparently some men have seen the light.
Date: 05/17/2009
Amazing snow sculpture from the Supparo Winter Festival in Japan
Date: 05/17/2009
There's Mr. Right and Mr. Right Behindyou
Date: 05/17/2009
Lego Volvo
Date: 05/17/2009
My Little Pony ideas that never made it into production.
You should have seen the Zombie My Little Pony
Date: 05/17/2009
Lactating Barbie. Part of the "So Real You'll Puke" collection.
Date: 05/17/2009
See? I can do "cute" too?
Date: 05/17/2009
And more cuteness
Date: 05/17/2009
Ok, that's enough
Date: 05/17/2009
I said THAT'S ENOUGH!
Date: 05/17/2009
Going into sweetness overload ...
The room is starting to spin
Date: 05/17/2009
Oh God! Not AGAIN!!!
Date: 09/14/2005
Alien Autopsy
Teletubby Bye Bye
Date: 05/24/2009
Tinkersnack
Date: 05/24/2009
Men's worst nightmare!
Date: 05/17/2009
Press 999 for emergencies
Or maybe press 3 nine times
Date: 05/24/2009
Holy genuflex! Another bunch of guys to have to worship!
I just hope they don't try to "enlighten" us too.
Date: 04/06/2009
Some great sand sculpture
Date: 05/29/2009
Some unfortunate ad placements
Date: 05/29/2009
When Walls Attack!
See? Don't be listening to the neighbors.
Date: 05/29/2009
Comon! Plenty of room for a thousand more!
Date: 05/29/2009
Food Art
Date: 05/29/2009
Wendy! What is the meaning of THIS?!
But Dave, he had such a big McNugget
Date: 05/29/2009
In the ghetto, they use what they have
Date: 05/29/2009
Hot enough for ya?
Date: 06/04/2009
Is it tax time already?
Date: 11/30/2005
And here we see tax collectors at work
After the government takes over health care
Date: 06/04/2009
SKREEE! SKREEE! SKREEE! SKREEE!
Norman! Are you bothering your sister again!?
Date: 06/04/2009
Mmmmm ... Delivery
and it's still warm
Date: 06/04/2009
It's got the whole world in it's hands ...
Date: 06/04/2009
Good morning my ass!
Date: 01/10/2006
The highway patrol seeks new ways to catch the unwary motorist
Date: 06/04/2009
White girls can't run
Especially blondes
Date: 04/18/2006
Yet more sidewalk drawings
Date: 11/07/2009
That's fine, but now what do we do about the Boob Flu?
Date: 11/07/2009
Hurts my back just looking at it
Date: 11/07/2009
Bring me Solo and the Wookie
Date: 11/07/2009
Another idiot idea from PETA
Date: 11/07/2009
How to know when you're driving way too fast
Date: 11/07/2009
Crack whore training Japanese style
Those wacky Japanese, always taking it to the next level
Date: 11/07/2009
It's a peep show, of course
Date: 11/07/2009
It appears they used to tell it like it is
Date: 11/07/2009
The Highlander series went on a bit too long
Highlander ... The Slowing
Date: 11/07/2009
When art strikes!
Date: 11/07/2009
The new Supreme Court portrait
What? You some kinda Smurf racist?
Date: 11/07/2009
Sponge Bob Zombie Pants
Date: 11/07/2009
You might be a redneck if ...
Where the heck is the tree swing recliner and coffee table?
Date: 11/07/2009
It wasn't always illegal
Date: 11/07/2009
I don't think they're gonna be real happy with that.
On the other hand, it'll be good evidence in defending the assult charge
Date: 11/07/2009
The original Pie Chart
I wonder why there are no Cake Charts?
Date: 11/07/2009
Don't look at me. I don't have a clue either.
Date: 11/07/2009
Wait ... aren't they going in the wrong direction?
Date: 11/07/2009
Fisher Price, My First Lightsabre
Date: 11/07/2009
At least these two won't inflict themselves on anyone else this way
Date: 11/07/2009
The original illustrations
It was originally titled "Winne the Rogue Bear"
Date: 11/07/2009
And the point of this is ...?
Date: 11/07/2009
Me as an M&M
Date: 11/07/2009
Only a few of you will get this
Date: 05/18/2004
Obama's czars pose for a group picture
Or is that Tzars?
Date: 07/22/2009
The H1N1 vaccine has unexpected side effects
Some people won't notice any difference
Date: 12/24/2008
Good catch today
Date: 02/24/2009
What mess?
Date: 12/17/2009
Hezbola Fighters. Remind you of anything?
Coochy coo, Deja Vu
Date: 12/17/2009
Critter du Jour
Date: 12/17/2009
Hi Dad!
Generally, only the people who know me will get that
Date: 12/17/2009
Happy chair
Date: 12/17/2009
Sugar and spice and everything nice
Yeah, right. Which of those ingredients is represented by the middle finger?
Date: 12/17/2009
This is why it's useless to predict the future
Futurists are NEVER right, so why does anyone pay attention to them?
Date: 12/17/2009
Dog's sense of smell is 20,000 times better than humans
So why do they have to get right up on another dog's butt to take a wiff?
Date: 12/17/2009
Don't you hate it when your thumb gets in the photo?
Oh wait ...
Date: 12/17/2009
And they wonder why most people don't take them seriously
His night job is as a Q-tip for elephants
Date: 12/17/2009
Compensating for something?
You bet he is
Date: 12/17/2009
Redneck chastity belt
And as a bonus ... Free bikini wax upon removal!
Date: 12/17/2009
Why do women do this?
Other than stupidity that is
Date: 03/10/2010
No one expects the Azu Inquisition!
Date: 11/23/2010
In case anything here offends you
Please file in triplicate and take upstairs to your mommy
Date: 11/07/2009
Are we having fun yet?
Date: 07/26/2007
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